The image features the book "Old Man Drinks," highlighting a vintage photograph of an elderly man wearing a cap and holding whiskey, embodying timeless wisdom. The cover includes the inscription, "If whiskey don't kill me, I'll live till I die," and offers recipes along with barstool insights.
Cover for the book "Old Man Drinks" by Robert Schnakenberg features a black-and-white photo of a smiling older man wearing a cap, holding a glass of bourbon. The text on the cover reads, "If whiskey don't kill me, I'll live till I die," along with labels stating "86 Proof" and "13% Alc. by Vol.
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  • Load image into Gallery viewer, Cover for the book "Old Man Drinks" by Robert Schnakenberg features a black-and-white photo of a smiling older man wearing a cap, holding a glass of bourbon. The text on the cover reads, "If whiskey don't kill me, I'll live till I die," along with labels stating "86 Proof" and "13% Alc. by Vol.

Old Man Drinks

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Recipes, Advice, and Barstool Wisdom

Lose those girly cocktails and start drinking like a real man—a real old man! These Old Man Drinks are guaranteed to put hair on that scrawny baby’s bottom you call a chest. From Boilermakers and Sidecars to Rusty Nails and Satan’s Whiskers, these old-school party starters go down just as rough as they sound. No pink drinks or foo-foo umbrellas here! Just the good stuff—whiskey, rye, bourbon, gin—and some priceless life lessons that only the very old can provide. So man up, quit your bitchin’, and grab a stool, ’cause it’s gonna be a long night.
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